August 05, 2007
Tara-isms in the sweet summertime
How old are you? someone asked Tara.
"Four going on 20," she replied.
I tucked Tara in for the night, after two stories and a back rub, I told her she has to go to sleep. "You're not the boss," she told me. "Daddy is the boss."
Is that so? I said. John is notorious for the quick bedtime routine. There is no caving in to just one more story or another cup of water. He's efficient: "Go to bed, DON'T get out."
So I'll go get Daddy then, if he's the boss, I told her. "NO! NO! You're the boss! You're in charge!" she said.
I was filling out a form for Tara's fall session of pre-school and it asks some questions about your kid so they can get to know her personality. One question was: What is your child afraid of? I thought long and hard, and Tara is such a brave girl, I just couldn't come up with anything. I mean, she'll take tissue and kill a bug without hesitation. She sleeps in a room with no night light and the door closed (her choice).
So I walked into the other room where she was drawing pictures with markers and I said, "Tara, what are you afraid of?" She looked up at me, blinked her eyes, and simply stated: "Monsters." Then went back to coloring. Well, who isn't afraid of monsters??
Posted to Tara's Story
Absolutley - who isn't afraid of monsters? She isn't walking around the house in the middle of the night with a baseball bat is she? Tell her that her daddy is the monster-killer and is the boss of Strange Noises Investigations, p.m.
Posted by: karen wiz at August 6, 2007 03:58 PMYeah, I would trust John to blast a Closet Monster from the Bedroom Door in his night vision goggles!
Posted by: cousin sally at August 9, 2007 08:43 AM